10 Reasons Why Boobs are AWESOME

Because um, I still don't really need to wear a bra.

But I'm still proud of them and they are definitely something that needs to be celebrated.

So, here are 10 reasons why boobs are awesome.

I mean I can only imagine the men watching this already have their flies down.

Ready?

One.

Let's start with the best reason.

Babies get free food from them.

Please.

No.

Please.

Go on, just a bit.

Chris, I'm not giving you milk from my nipples for your coffee.

Go to the fridge.

Sorry, that was really disgusting.

Two.

Bras are an amazing place to store things so we don't need to carry a bag with us.

Do you want me to use the ******** the cab?

Yeah, of course I do.

Paddy, do you have a bottle opener?

I do indeed, sexy.

I'm just popping out.

Do you have the umbrella?

Yes, I do.

Em, do you have the cheese grater?

Yeah, yeah I do.

Do you know where that is?

Yeah, okay.

Do you know where that's...

There you go.

Thanks.

Three.

They're pretty fun for boys to play with.

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