Case No. 7906289 - St. Patrick Fiasco

May I take a look in the bag?

No, you need a search warrant for that.

I'm gonna go run, go off your information right now.

Don't try to do anything stupid.

There are cameras, you know.

I'll be right back, okay?

Do you think we can like, can we try to leave?

Maybe you could try hiding

and then you could run out when he comes in.

There are approximately 27 million active shoplifters

in our nation today.

American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft.

We didn't do anything.

Hey, where'd your friend go?

Hey, hey, hey,... hey,you!

Hey, sit back down in those chairs right now!

It's very unfortunate you lied to me.

You two are in a lot of trouble, you understand that?

We have this parade today

and we just forgot some like, supplies.

Do you think this is a strip search necessary?

I could call the cops down right here right now

if I wanted to.

In the business of retail,

there are two separate but equally important parties.

The teen shoplifter that tries to steal the merchandise

and the loss prevention officer who stands in their way.

You got the thief, over.

I'm gonna also have to perform a,

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