Cutie in jeans is on the toilet and rubbing her shaven pussy

And I am following the booty,

the most important part of a girl's body,

other than the coochie.

Fuck the face, fuck the tits.

Fuck all that.

Coochie in the booty.

Okay, is that bathroom number one?

Yeah, right up in there.

Turn the light on.

Turn the light on.

So you can tell the--

You better.

Hey, you need to tell the head **** in charge that.

I will.

You need to tell him that.

Hugh Blackner, you need to tell him that.

Start with the paper, right?

Start with the paper.

'Cause you don't know.

People be bullshitting.

They be bullshitting.

Fuck your shit.

You wanna see his shave?

Is it shaved?

Hold on, let's see.

Go right down.

Back, back.

Bend over, bend over this way.

Let us see the business.

Mm, mm, mm.

Okay, we got a key.

Gotta go to the bathroom.

Yes, why, hey, hey, you about to pee on yourself.

Never.

Look, the thing ain't even, what you call 'em?

Yes, it is.

No.

Yes, it is.

No.

Yes, it is.

Stand up real quick.

I ain't got a key no more.

Oh, you fucking up the wrong thing.

Oh, no, come on, pee.

Okay.

Okay, I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll step back so you can get started.

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