Danielle derek

Yeah, no, she just moved in.

My stepmom is so hot.

My dad just married her like two months ago.

You've seen all those pictures too?

I know, she flaunts her body on social media.

It is the hottest thing.

She comes out of the bathroom sometimes

with this little bathrobe on.

It is, oh God, it is so hot.

It is so ridiculous.

My dad bought her these boobs a few months ago,

like right before they got married.

And it's so selfish that he gets her these perfect boobs

and he's the only one who gets to enjoy it.

I just think about him all the time, man.

Oh, I could go on and on about it.

Don't worry, I'm gonna make my flight.

I'm not gonna, you know, write a love to fucker.

Oh my God, what a beautiful thing.

All right, bro, yeah, that's enough.

I'll see you, yeah, when I get there.

Cool, I'll call you when I land so you can pick me up.

All right, man.

Later, dude.

See ya.

Yes, I have the whole house to myself this weekend.

I am gonna have so much fun.

Oh, you know it.

Oh, I know, Tyler will be out, but that's okay.

I'll have some fun by myself.

It feels incredible coming home to a nice, empty house.

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