Megan Pryce Is A Chocolate American

But I'm really, really glad that I did because I love sex.

Okay, so here's a little tip of advice for all you guys out there.

A way to pick up a girl very smoothly.

Don't use any cheesy pick up lines. None whatsoever. They don't work.

And usually girls will like you more if you're just confident.

And, I don't know, for me, I like funny guys. That totally gets me every time.

I did a scene with Rocco Reed. It was really, really hot.

And I was the head of the PTA and he pucked me in the ass. It was great.

Hi, am I in the right place?

Um, depends on who you're looking for.

Are you in charge of the PTA?

I am. I am Mrs. Dames. I'm the PTA head.

Nice to meet you. I'm Rocco.

I have 100 hours of community service I have to do.

I just need to get that started with the paperwork.

Let me take a look at this real quick.

I do see your name on here for 100 hours.

Wow, that's quite a bit. Why don't you take a seat?

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