Merciless Pony Training by Goddess Sophia

And a whinny.

Pathetic.

Keep at the length of my knee brain.

Keep those knees nice and high.

Each one as high as the last.

Come on, keep it going.

You can start it on a trot set.

Keep the lead taut.

Better, knees nice and high.

Keep the lead taut.

Good boy.

Walk on.

Good boy, and walk.

Knees up.

Round in a circle.

Keep the lead taut.

No making the circle smaller and smaller every time.

Knees up.

And walk.

That's better.

Keep that exactly.

Pace a bit faster.

I'm going to ride you in a second.

Look at you, knackered old nag.

Knees up.

Come on.

Keep going.

Knees up, higher.

Good boy.

Have a little break.

Sit down on your knees.

Good boy.

Goodness me, we are knackered old pony, aren't we?

Not really fit for the dressage ring.

More for the knackers yard.

Maybe that's what I should do with you.

We're going to see how you perform when I ride you.

And it had better be an improvement on your lunging skills.

Or I shall flog you.

And then sell you.

And your next mistress might not be so kind as I am.

Bad ponies need to be whipped.

That was absolutely nothing like what I expect from my horses.

Pathetic effort and pathetic output.

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