Sex with a Stepmom for a date with a girl. - Don't call me Mom! I'm your StepMother!

Man, you're distracting me from the show.

I've been waiting all week.

What?

Mom, can I have the keys?

Like what?

The car.

Well, of course.

You don't remember the last time.

Your driving?

Mom, I get it.

I'll be careful driving now.

No, no.

Dad told you not to give me the car keys.

But he's not.

I have a date tonight.

I'll be right back.

No, no. You're the one with the date.

Why can't I take a cab?

What's so urgent?

Take the car?

No, son.

This conversation is closed.

I brought you a Coke, Ma.

What's the range?

I'm not kissing up, I just thought you might be thirsty.

Of course, 'cause I don't know you.

I'm not giving you the keys.

What did you call me, anyway?

Mom.

Can you not call me that?

I don't like it, I'm your stepmother.

So I should call you stepmother?

I don't know, call me stepmother, call me by my name, but don't call me mother.

Well, can I have the car, please?

I'm tired.

You know what?

Any whim for your claim.

Are you serious right now?

Quite.

You're doing so well.

Mm-hmm.

Your father doesn't spoil me at all.

Your girlfriend will be lucky.

Yeah, that's it. Keep going.

What, Mom, am I gonna go now?

No, no.

Where are you going?

I have one more thing for you.

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