University Of Problems 181 - Do You Need A New Toy By RedLady2K

Really?

Are you telling me you haven't looked it up?

All these stores' websites...

You should totally broaden your horizons, actually. You could seriously save some good money.

Okay, I'll surf the web tonight.

So, we're leaving empty-handed?

Well, I'd love to help you with that, but my wallet's not exactly overflowing. I think you'll manage just fine with what you've got, for a while.

Alright. Anyway, every new toy in my collection means figuring out how to keep it from Sarah. No clue what she'd think if she caught me getting into this kind of stuff.

You're grown enough to have sex toys, Ash.

Well, you're talking about toys for the backdoor, that's a different story.

Ah, come on. So what's next?

I don't know, I guess that's all the exciting stuff I can offer today.

Oh, I just thought we were getting started.

I know, but Sarah mentioned she wanted to tag along when she heard I was going shopping today. I mean, I couldn't exactly tell her I was coming with you, so...

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