Where the Heart Is - #7 Sun Lotion
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Hello guys, welcome back to part... 7, I guess, of "Where the Heart is, I'm Escaped, Okay, Let's Go Finally to the Pool".
Need to get out of here, she's trouble.
You took your time! Sun has almost gone in!
Sorry, unpacking took a bit longer than I thought. Not to mention getting delayed by the crazy neighbor.
Don't worry about it, I was enjoying the peace and quiet, you're probably going to disturb me now with your crying about being an orphan.
You are really an insensitive bitch, aren't you?
Yes, if you are looking for sympathy, rant Jenna or Monika. Life's too short to be nice.
You're right, being nice is for losers.
Like you, you mean? Whatever, now lay down, idiot, you're blocking my sun.
Wouldn't want to do that. Your horrible pasture skin needs as much sun as possible.
Fuck you, I have beautiful skin!
Yeah, for a leper.
So, what really took you so long? Were you gazing at yourself in the mirror for an hour?
What?
Come on, anyone that spends as much time in the gym as you has to be self-obsessed.
Are you the pot or the kettle? You seem like you're more into the gym than I am.
It's not my fault, you just don't get the results I do.
How dare you! The results are obvious!
Results? The results of a failure.
Fuck you, I'm in a great shape!
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