WIFE: Did you fuck any THAI hookers while on vacation?
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HUSBAND: Yes I did, and I want a divorce because I found my calling and it's to inseminate as many Thai teen princesses as I can find. Keep the house, keep the car! I'll be in CREAMPIE heaven!
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Do you think so?
I think so, sure.
Still wanting, yeah?
Always, always wanting for you.
Always.
Okay.
So, what you want?
What you can give me, huh?
Hmm.
Huh?
Everything you want.
Everything I want.
How you want it, but?
I'll let you start.
You start, you show me what...
You show me everything.
Okay.
Today, I made a test my hand.
Hmm, look good.
I test my bum, big one.
Haha.
Everybody look at big one today.
Yeah?
Yes.
Many people look after me.
Want to see?
Hmm.
Uh...
This one, I have two.
You have two more, yeah?
No, I think three.
Three, yeah.
Your eyes, like today, the last color.
Color, right, everything. Bikini too?
Yes, two.
There's one.
Wow.
Like that.
Yes, very much.
Alright.
Welcome to Thailand, oh my god.
Babe.
Miss you all Thailand.
Miss you too.
Yes.
So, how you think?
How I think? Yes.
Color, right, look good.
Hair, perfect.
Alright.
Perfect hair.
Just do for you.
You do for me?
Yeah.
All for me?
Just color me today.
Ah.
So you will make it homey.
Ah, right.
Yes.
You want that?
Yeah, I want that.
God.
Miss you so much.
See, you see, big one.
Mm-hmm.
Perfect.
Like a small, that one.
Perfect size, looks good.
When me honey, that's big one.
Now, it's little bit.
And then, my mom.
Everybody look up, that one.
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