You'll wish you were in Dixie
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What's going on here? A mismatch, that's what. Juan has just taken Dixie out to dinner, and Dixie looks too classy in her pretty dress. Juan? He's dressed like a schlub. A P-I-G pig! But Dixie doesn't care. She has her eyes on his cock. Turns out that Juan is going to give Dixie a dancing lesson, and she has no rhythm at all. Hey, what does a lady from Alabama know about salsa, other than it's something you put on chips.
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Ah, what a wonderful dinner.
Oh yeah, it was.
Amazing.
Yeah.
Yeah, the steak was very delicious.
Yes, it was.
I had a good time, yeah.
Too bad you didn't want to go dancing.
I don't know how to dance.
I know, but I mean, we could have still, you know, gone and tried to practice.
Well, show me.
Yeah, I think, yeah.
Come here, stand up.
Let me show you a little bit of salsa.
Just hand me that.
So, you're going to take one step back.
Okay, back?
Yeah, and then--
Oh, you got to stop in the middle.
Yeah, you got to stop in the middle, then go to the side.
Stop in the middle.
There you go, you're getting it.
Like that?
You see?
Just kind of feel the rhythm of the music, you know?
Yeah, not think about nothing else.
It's a little hard when I'm that close to you.
And then when you really get into it, then you can throw a little spin in there like this.
And really get real close.
Oh.
That's what I'm talking about.
Uh huh.
That kind of dance I get into.
Mm hmm.
And you just grind up on it like that?
Oh yeah.
Like that?
Oh yeah.
Mmm.
Man, tell me we were going to do this kind of dancing.
Mmm.
No?
We're so close to each other.
Oh yeah.
It feels like you're really happy to see me.
Oh, I am.
Mmm.
Let's see what we can do with that.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, like that?
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